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more-than-meets-the-booty:

THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE RIGHT NOW

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sollybot:

I FINALLY RECORDED MYSELF EXPLAINING SOMETHING FUNNY ON TUMBLR TO MY MOM

I TRIED EXPLAINING THIS

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IM GONNA FUCKING COMMIT

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marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

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thequeenstons:

"I tried not to reblog this I swear"

Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit

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sodamnrelatable:

i pressed alt + reblog button

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not-princehamlet:

peegan:

i just ran onto my porch and screamed “CAN I JUST FUCKING BE GOOD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING” and a guy rode by on a bike and screamed “YOU ARE PERFECT AND YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE”

wow fuck thank you stranger thank you very much

#i want to write a love story that starts this way

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sircuddlebuns:

nicolrene:

ghdos:

The two smartest men on the planet.

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

fucking happy

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caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

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Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.

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hootaloo:

becoming-untouchable:

lexicalnuncance:

Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and well……this is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 

SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER

I saw this the other day and laughed for good 10 minutes. Just…Peppa’s face, I can’t. A+

LMFAO LOL

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